I understand so well your feelings. Homesickness comes and goes with me, the smallest thing can set it off. Remember, dear heart, that home is wherever your beautiful girl is. When you are feeling down, simply
dare to be stupid!
Dare To Be Stupid Lyrics
Artist:Weird Al Yankovic
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wipple's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip
Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid
It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free
Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid
Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatos can be your friends
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do
Monday, November 24, 2008
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2 comments:
HA! Too funny...I like that mashed potatoes can be my friend, and that I can be a coffee archiver. You are the best, sweets. I know you more than anyone else knows what its like, my little island-hopper.
thanks for the smiles =)
ps. my word verification to comment is "astag". Ass tag. hehe.
Ass tag, now I am not going to forget that one. Word verification is annoying, especially those ones that are truly hard to read so it keeps saying "word verification failed"
and you are welcome, I hope you feel better! M said to tell you to "Be Sunny" that's her new catch phrase.
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